Statistically speaking, what you should expect where
Everyone has their own theory on which country is the best to find love, who the sexiest people are and who are more susceptible to falling into bed. However, to avoid using crude national stereotypes, we have decided to use science to decide once and for all. And what could be more scientific than culling random statistics from various global surveys and reports? Here’s exactly what to expect around the world…
Greece
According to a 2005 global survey conducted by Durex, Greece is the sexiest nation on earth. Respondents averaged out at 138 bouts of passion every year, which is well above the global average of 103. Croatia came in second with 134 and the Japanese may as well take vows of chastity.
Portugal
Portuguese men are the least shallow people on earth, according to a 2006 poll by Harlequin Enterprises. 40% say that intelligence is the major turn-on for them, so women should prepare to engage in stimulating debate rather than heave up the cleavage. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Australian men came rock bottom on this one. Better still with the Portuguese, you can tee them up online before you go – 50% said internet dating was a good way of meeting someone.
Germany
Don’t expect to spring too many surprises in Germany – they start them early over there. According to the 2005 Durex survey, the average German starts sex education at the tender age of 11.3. Which means that by the age the Vietnamese start – 16 – the Germans are probably fully aware of even the trickiest Kama Sutra positions.
In a huge shock result, the Germans are the ones most obsessed with a partner having a sense of humour. 70% of German women said it was the key factor in initial attraction (Harlequin Enterprises, 2006).
The Maldives
It’s one of the most romantic locations on earth, but the chances of it lasting with a local aren’t good. The Maldives has the world’s highest divorce rate, and by a long stretch. There are an incredible 10.97 new divorcees per 1,000 inhabitants every year, according to the United Nations. Libya is the best place to head for something permanent – the corresponding figure there is 0.24.
Iceland
Before disappearing off for a night of sordid lust in Iceland, make sure you do an ID check. According to the 2005 Durex survey, the average Icelander loses their virginity at the age of 15.6. It’s a much safer bet in India, with cherries popping at the age of 19.8.
Italy
The idea of the romantic Italian Casanova stops the minute you’re taken back to his place, and have to deal with his mum. Italy has an astonishingly high rate of children staying in the parental home until they get married – over 23% of 30 to 34-year-olds are still there (IRP/ CRN, 1998).
Turkey
If you prefer your lover to be thoroughly road-tested, head to Turkey. According to the 2005 Durex survey, Turkey is the most promiscuous nation on earth, with the average Turk having had 14.5 sexual partners. However, Australia does manage to put in a sterling effort here, finishing second with 13.3. And to think Australians have a reputation for being ‘easy’…
Venezuela
For sheer, outright gorgeous woman, drooling males should head to Venezuela. The country boasts five winners of Miss World – more than any other nation on earth.
Norway
If there’s one place to make sure you bring a big box of condoms to, it’s Norway. 53% of the population claims to be unsatisfied with the amount of sex they’re getting (Durex, 2005).
And then it’s probably best to get checked out afterwards. Norway has the dubious honour of being the place where most people have unprotected sex – 73% according to the 2005 Durex poll. Greece is second with 70%. Unsurprisingly, Norwegians also top the Sexually Transmitted Infection league table – 21% admit to having had one. And, to round off what is emerging to be a pretty seedy reputation, Norway wins at one night stands too – 70% have had one.
Poland
Meanwhile, the Poles are either very safety-conscious or lying through their teeth. Only 4% admitted to having caught an STI. Quite how such conscientious use of condoms tallies with the country’s strong Catholicism isn’t clear.
Pacific Islands
Shallow types looking for partners with a svelte build should avoid the South Pacific – eight of the ten fattest countries on earth can be found there. Nauru comes top of the portly potential pick-up list, with 95% of the population overweight according to the World Health Organisation. Next are the Federated States of Micronesia, then the Cook Islands, Tonga, Niue, Samoa and Palau.
China
China is the place to go if you want to look good. Only 22% of people there are contented with their sex life (Durex, 2005), which means a bit of talent could go a long, long way. A tougher task awaits in Belgium, where people are broadly happy with what they’re getting (57%). However, it is the place to go if you’re after a lengthy session – 15% of tried tantric sex, a figure way ahead of anywhere else. Curiously, the Chinese are also by far the most likely to have joined the Mile High Club – 9% claim to have done the dirty on a plane.
This article was originally written for Ninemsn.
Copyright David Whitley
